Thank-you so much Genuine Haiku Generator!

I was messing around online, and found a program that makes haikus for you. This one seemed ominously Christmasy, and I ran with it.

Expect to see more stamp-lettered comics since I've recently acquired two different kits.

I'm also digging the negative lines, makes everything pretty and ominous (or pretty ominous?).

If The Donkey Man is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, then Santa is the sixth. Or maybe he just represents one of the pre-existing ones. Like Famine. I definitely think Santa is Famine. He gives, but only once a year, leaving people without presents for 364 days. He creates his own little drought of presenting.